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It's Soap actually..but very dangerous kid mistaken as ice cream ;(

Lawak Spastik Vol. 15

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Perajurit Paling Berani
Tiga orang Jeneral dunia sedang bertanding keberanian tentaranya dan untuk membuktikannya masing masing jeneral memerintahkan salah satu prajuritnya untuk mengikuti arahannya :

1. Jepun
Jeneral : Prajurit maju sini
Prajurit : Siap Jeneral
Jeneral : Tangkap peluru yang saya tembakan ke tubuh kamu
Prajurit : Siap Jeneral
Peluru langsung ditembakan dan kerana jaraknya terlalu dekat maka si prajurit tidak dapat menangkapnya dan langsung mati.
Si jeneral dengan bangga mengatakan “lihat prajurit saya sangat berani dan siap mati”

2. Jerman
Jendral : Prajurit maju sini
Prajurit : Siap jeneral
Jeneral : Tangkap peluru dari RPG yang saya tembak
Prajurit : Siap Jeneral
Peluru meluncur cepat dan prajurit yang menangkap hancur berantakan
Si Jeneral sangat bangga dan bilang “prajurit saya lebih berani bahkan untuk menangkap bom RPG”

3. Indonesia
Jeneral : Prajurit maju sini
Prajurit : Siap Jendral
Jeneral : Sebrangi ladang periuk api dengan berlari cepat
Prajurit : Tidak mau jendral !
Jendral : Sebrangi cepat !!
Prajurit : Tidak mau jendral !
sampai tiga kali sang jeneral memerintahkan prajuritnya, namun tetap di tolak.
Si Jeneral berkata “Lihat prajurit saya yang paling berani¡­. perintah jendral langsung bisa dia tolak”


Resume…
Name: Ah Mei
Age: Still young
Sex: Never. Still under age
Religion: I only have experience praying my cat who dead 2 years before
Race: I love to race, how you know?
Nationality: I don’t like National, I prefer Sanyo
IC Number: 6735
Telephone number: House no telephone
Hand phone number: 3310
Address: Penang Jelutong
City: Nor Haliza?
Postcode: I never post anything
State: In my family, I am 2nd
Country: I love to travel to Canada
Marriage status: Secret
Email Address: Hotmail
Education Background: My teacher said not bad
Working experience: Last time got sell pirated VCD
Father’s name: Daddy
Father’s IC: You ask him
Mother’s name: Mummy
Mother’s IC: You ask her
Current Salary: Depends on my daddy mood
Expected Salary: As much as you can pay
When can start work: Depends on my mood
Highest qualification:Ya, very high
Grade: Ya, very high
College/University: College
Signature: Can I use chop?

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Pesanan Imam Ghazali

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Imam Ghazali: Apakah yang paling dekat dengan diri kita di dunia ini?
Murid 1: Orang tua
Murid 2: Guru
Murid 3: Teman
Murid 4: Kaum kerabat

Imam Ghazali: Semua jawapan itu benar. Tetapi yang paling dekat dengan kita ialah MATI. Sebab itu janji Allah bahawa setiap yang bernyawa pasti akan mati ( Surah Ali-Imran :185).

Imam Ghazali: Apa yang paling jauh dari kita di dunia ini ?

Murid 1: Negeri Cina
Murid 2: Bulan
Murid 3: Matahari
Murid 4: Bintang-bintang

Imam Ghazali: Semua jawaban itu benar. Tetapi yang paling benar adalah MASA LALU. Bagaimanapun kita, apapun kenderaan kita, tetap kita tidak akan dapat kembali ke masa yang lalu. Oleh sebab itu kita harus menjaga hari ini, hari esok dan hari-hari yang akan datang dengan perbuatan yang sesuai dengan ajaran Agama.

Imam Ghazali: Apa yang paling besar didunia ini ?
Murid 1: Gunung
Murid 2: Matahari
Murid 3: Bumi
Imam Ghazali: Semua jawaban itu benar, tapi yang besar sekali adalah HAWA NAFSU (Surah Al Araf: 179). Maka kita harus hati-hati dengan nafsu kita, jangan sampai nafsu kita membawa ke neraka.

IMAM GHAZALI Apa yang paling berat didunia?
Murid 1: Baja
Murid 2: Besi
Murid 3: Gajah
Imam Ghazali: Semua itu benar, tapi yang paling be! rat adalah MEMEGANG AMANAH (Surah Al-Azab : 72 ). Tumbuh-tumbuhan, binatang, gunung, dan malaikat semua tidak mampu ketika Allah SWT meminta mereka menjadi khalifah pemimpin) di dunia ini. Tetapi manusia dengan sombongnya berebut-rebut menyanggupi permintaan Allah SWT sehingga banyak manusia masuk ke neraka kerana gagal memegang amanah.

Imam Ghazali: Apa yang paling ringan di dunia ini ?
Murid 1: Kapas
Murid 2: Angin
Murid 3: Debu
Murid 4: Daun-daun

Imam Ghazali: Semua jawaban kamu itu benar, tapi yang paling ringan sekali didunia ini adalah MENINGGALKAN SOLAT. Gara-gara pekerjaan kita atau urusan dunia, kita tinggalkan solat

Keajaiban di peperangan Gaza

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Salam

Buar pedoman kita...yakinlah sesungguhnya Allah sentiasa bersama mujahid palestin..
jangan terikut-ikut kata2 orang munafik yg mereka berpecah & lain2 fitnah.
yang berpecah adalah manusia2 hipokrit bertopengkan pejuang.

Allah-hu-akbar. ...

Keajaiban di peperangan Gaza

Al-Kisah yang telah diceritakan oleh al-fadhil Ustaz Abdullah Zaik Abdul Rahma, Pengerusi Ekskutif Aman Palestin dan juga merangkap Presiden Ikatan Muslimin Malaysia yang telah pergi ke Gaza pada 20-31 Januari yang lalu.Berikut adalah beberapa kisah benar dan pengalaman beliau di Gaza:

Peristiwa 1

Seorang Ketua Mujahid Gaza berkata pada Ustaz Zaik bahawa, ketika satu pertempuran, komander mujahidin menyuruh pejuang tidak menembak kereta kebal Yahudi yang memasuki kawasan mereka. Dengan berbekalkan baki 6 RPG, tiba-tiba senjata ini menembak ke arah kereta kebal tersebut dan
memusnahkan ia. Komander itu menjerit agar tidak menembak dan para pejuang berkata mereka tidak melakukannya. Mereka berkata tiba-tiba senjata mereka berfungsi dan menembak sasaran. Setelah habis adegan aneh itu, para pejuang mendapati baki 6 RPG itu masih tidak digunakan! Dan siapakah
yang menembak tentera laknatullah itu??? Allahu Akhbar!

Peristiwa 2

Temuramah bersama tentera Yahudi laknatullah oleh TV Israel yang cedera mengatakan bahawa mereka melihat pejuang Gaza kesemuanya berpakaian putih sedangakan uniform pejuang Hamas bewarna hijau! Siapakah yang berbaju putih itu???

Peristiwa 3

Tentera Yahudi yang buta setelah serangan berkata mereka tiba-tiba dibaling pasir ke mata mereka dan tidak tahu siapakah yang melakukannya.

Peristiwa 4

Peluru berpandu yang pertama di lancarkan oleh Israel ke Gaza mengenai sasarannya iaitu anggota tentera mereka sendiri! Ia berpatah balik!
Allahu Akhbar!

Peristiwa 5

Pada permulaan perang, roket-roket Hamas yang hendak dilancarkan, tiba-tiba salah satu roket itu meluncur laju ke udara tanpa ada sesiapa yang mengaktifkan ia. Dan roket itu mengenai sasaran di Israel !

Peristiwa 6

Yang paling menakjubkan, seorang ulama Syria telah bermimpi bertemu dengan Rasulullah SAW dan kelihatan baginda sedang mengeluarkan pedang dari sarungnya. Ulama itu berkata, "Wahai Rasulullah, ke mana kamu mahu pergi?", lalu baginda menjawab, "Aku mahu berperang di Gaza !!!".
MasyaAllah, Rasulullah sendiri mahu berperang di Gaza , di manakah kita?

Itulah serba sedikit dari kisah takjub yang sempat diceritakan oleh al-fadhil Ustaz Abdullah Zaik setelah berada lebih seminggu di Gaza atas misi kemanusiaan. Ia kisah benar yang perlu umat Islam ketahui.
Allahu Akbar!!!

Perang 22 hari di Gaza akhirnya dimenangi oleh Islam mengalahkan tentera Israel yang lebih ramai, peralatan yang canggih serta bantuan serangan dari udara dan laut. Kini usaha dan tenaga ditumpu kearah membina semula infrastruktur Gaza yang musnah. Dalam masa yang sama penduduk Gaza
bercerita tentang karamah (keramat) yang berlaku sepanjang Jihad tersebut. Ini membangkit lagi keimanan dan semangat mereka untuk terus berjuang membebaskan bumi Palestin dari penjajahan Yahudi dan Kuasa-kuasa Besar Dunia. Dari ceramah dalam program "Malam Selamatkan Palestin" di Masjid Sikamat, Seremban anjuran ISMA NS yang disampaikan oleh wakil Palestin, Naji As-Sarhiy dan badan-badan kebajikan yang pulang dari Gaza baru-baru ini, berikut adalah sebahagian kecil dari kisah-kisah Karamah tersebut yang sampai kepada saya :

1. Mujahideen, walaupun tangkas di medan darat, namun terdedah kepada bahaya serangan dari udara yang dikuasai 100% oleh tentera Israel . Satu ketika datang sekumpulan burung berhampiran dengan mereka. Tiba-tiba burung-burung tersebut terbang secara mengejut seolah-olah ada sesuatu akan berlaku di situ. Melihat keputusan burung-burung tersebut, para Mujahideen juga segera meninggalkan tempat tersebut. Hanya beberapa ketika selepas itu tepat di tempat tersebut dibedil oleh tentera Yahudi.

2. Ketika para Mujahideen bertekad untuk menyerang kawasan tentera Israel, datang kabus meliputi kawasan tersebut, lalu mereka dapat mara sehingga ke tengah-tengah tentera Yahudi sedang musuh tidak dapat melihat mereka. Para mujahideen dapat menembak kesemua musuh dengan mudah.

3. Seorang doktor menceritakan ketika dia membedah seorang mujahid yang dibom oleh Yahudi hingga habis tubuh badannya dimasukki serpihan besi (sharpnel). Mujahid tersebut masih hidup kerana jantungnya tidak ditembusi serpihan besi tersebut kerana serpihan dibahagian dadanya melekat pada kitab Al-Quran yang beliau letakkan di dalam poket bajunya.

4. Beberapa orang tentera Yahudi mengatakan bahawa tentera HAMAS yang mereka lihat memakai pakaian putih, sedangkan para Mujahideen memakai pakaian ala tentera seperti biasa.

5. Seorang wanita mengandung disahkan doktor disetiap pemeriksaan bahawa kandungannya adalah bayi perempuan.. Sebaik suaminya syahid dalam Perang Gaza, pemeriksaan doktor mendapati kandungannya adalah seorang lelaki.

6. Dalam masa 22 hari peperangan, bayi-bayi lelaki yang dilahirkan lebih ramai dari kebiasaan iaitu lebih dari 3000 orang bayi lelaki.Bilangan yang terbunuh ialah seramai lebih 1300 orang (sahaja). Allah
swt menggantikan dalam peperangan tersebut, mujahideen masa depan yang lebih ramai.

Apabila jenazah Hasan Ismail Abu Syanab yang syahid pada hari pertama serangan Yahudi ke atas Gaza, hendak dikebumikan diliang lahad ayahnya, Asy-Syahid Ismail Abu Syanab, yang syahid 5 tahun lalu, mereka dapati jasad Ismail masih dalam keadaan seperti mula-mula dikebumikan 5 tahun
lalu. Kain kafannya masih putih bersih. Sila ke laman Karamah Asy-Syahid Ir. Ismail Abu Syanab di Gaza. Beliau adalah salah seorang pengasas dan pemimpin HAMAS.

"Kami akan memperlihatkan kepada mereka tanda-tanda keterangan Kami di ufuk dan dalam diri-diri mereka sendiri sehingga jelas kepada mereka bahawa Dia adalah benar. Tidakkah cukup lagi bahawa Tuhanmu, sesungguhnya Dia menyaksi segala sesuatu. " (Fussilat:52) .

10 Most Poisonous Creatures in the World

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1. Box Jellyfish




The top prize for The World Most Venomous Animal,would go to the Box Jellyfish. It has caused at least 5,567 recorded deaths since 1954. Their venom is among the most deadly in the world. Its toxins attack the heart, nervous system, and skin cells. And the worst part of it is that jelly box venom is so overpoweringly painful, that human victims go in shock, drown or die of heart failure before even reaching shore. Survivors experience pain weeks after the contact with box jellies.

You have virtually no chance to survive the venomous sting, unless treated immediately. After a sting, vinegar should be applied for a minimum of 30 seconds. Vinegar has acetic acid, which disables the box jellys nematocysts that have not yet discharged into the bloodstream (though it will not alleviate the pain). Wearing panty hose while swimming is also a good prevention measure since it can prevent jellies from being able to harm your legs.

Jelly box can be found in the waters around Asia and Australia.

2. King Cobra



The King Cobra (Ophiophagus hannah) is the worlds longest venomous snake - growing up to 5.6 m (18.5 ft) in length. Ophiophagus, literally means snake-eater as it eats other snakes. One single bite of this deadly snake can easily kill a human. This snake is even capable of killing a full-grown Asian Elephant within 3 hours if the larger animal is bitten in a vulnerable area such as the trunk.

Its venom is not as toxic as other venomous snakes, but King Cobra is capable of injecting 5 times more venom than black mamba and can result in mortality up to 5 times faster than that of the black mamba. It is quite widespread, ranging across South and South-east Asia, living in dense highland forests.

3. Marbled Cone Snail



This little beautiful looking Marbled Cone snail can be as deadly as any other animal on this list. One drop of its venom is so powerful that it can kill more than 20 humans. If you ever happen to be in warm salt water environment (where these snails are often found) and see it, dont even think of picking it up. Of course, the true purpose of its venom is to catch its prey.

Symptoms of a cone snail sting can start immediately or can be delayed in onset for days. It results in intense pain, swelling, numbness and tingling. Severe cases involve muscle paralysis, vision changes and breathing failure. There is no antivenom. However, only about 30 human deaths have been recorded from cone snail envenomation.

4. Blue-Ringed Octopus



The Blue-Ringed Octopus is very small, only the size of a golf ball, but its venom is so powerful that can kill a human. Actually it carries enough poison to kill 26 adult humans within minutes, and there is no antidote. They are currently recognized as one of the worlds most venomous animals.

Its painless bite may seem harmless, but the deadly neurotoxins begin working immediately resulting in muscular weakness, numbness, followed by a cessation and breathing and ultimately death.

They can be found in tide pools in the Pacific Ocean, from Japan to Australia.

5. Death Stalker Scorpion



Contrarily to the popular belief most of the scorpions are relatively harmless to humans as stings produce only local effects (pain, numbness or swelling). However, the Death Starker Scorpion is highly dangerous species because its venom is a powerful cocktail of neurotoxins which causes an intense and unbearable pain, then fever, followed by coma, convulsions, paralysis and death. Fortunately, while a sting from this scorpion is extremely painful, it would be unlikely to kill a healthy, adult human. Young children, the old, or infirm (with a heart condition) are at the biggest risk.
Death stalker scorpions are spread in North Africa and Middle East.

6. Stonefish




Maybe Stonefish would never win a beauty contest, but it would definitely win the top prize for being The World Most Venomous Fish. Its venom causes such a severe pain that the victims of its sting want the affected limb to be amputated. It is described as the worst pain known to man. It is accompanied with possible shock, paralysis, and tissue death. If not given medical attention within a couple of hours It can be fatal to humans..

Stonefish stores its toxins in gruesome-looking spines that are designed to hurt would-be predators.

Stonefish mostly live above the tropic of Capricorn, often found in the shallow tropical marine waters of the Pacific and Indian oceans, ranging from the Red Sea to the Queensland Great Barrier Reef.

7. The Brazilian wandering spider



The Brazilian Wandering Spider (Phoneutria) or banana spider appears in the Guinness Book of World Records 2007 for the most venomous spider and is the spider responsible for most human deaths.

This spider is believed to have the most potent neurotoxic venom of any living spider. Only 0.006mg (0.00000021oz) is sufficient to kill a mouse. They are also so dangerous because of their wandering nature. They often hide during daytime in highly populated areas inside houses, clothes, boots, and cars.

Its venomous bite causes not only intense pain, the venom of the spider can also cause priapism - uncomfortable erections lasting for many hours that lead to impotence.

8. Inland Taipan




The prize for The Worlds Most Venomous Snake goes to the Inland Taipan of Australia. Just a single bite from this snake contains enough venom to kill 100 human adults or an army of 250,000 mice. Its venom is at least 200 - 400 times more toxic than a common cobra. The Inland Taiwans extremely neurotoxic venom can kill an adult human in as little as 45 minutes. Fortunately this snake is very shy and there have been no documented human fatalities (all known bites were treated with antivenin).

9. Poison Dart Frog




If you ever happen to be running through the rain forests somewhere in Central or South America, do not ever pick up beautiful and colorful frogs - it can be the Poison Dart Frog. This frog is probably the most poisonous animal on earth.The 2 inch long (5cm) golden poison dart frog has enough venom to kill 10 adult humans or 20,000 mice. Only 2 micrograms of this lethal toxin (the amount that fits on the head of a pin) is capable of killing a human or other large mammal. They are called dart frogs because indigenous Amerindians use of their toxic secretions to poison the tips of their blow-darts.. Poison dart frogs keep their poison in their skins and will sicken or kill anybody who touches or eats it.

10. Puffer Fish



Puffer Fish are the second most poisonous vertebrate on earth (the first one is golden dart Frog). The meat of some species is a delicacy in both Japan (as fugu) and Korea (as bok-uh) but the problem is that the skin and certain organs of many puffer fish are very poisonous to humans.

This puffy fish produce rapid and violent death..Puffers poisoning causes deadening of the tongue and lips, dizziness, vomiting, rapid heart rate, difficulty breathing, and muscle paralysis. Victims die from suffocation as diaphragm muscles are paralyzed. Most of the victims die after four to 24 hours. There is no known antidote, Most deaths from fugu happen when untrained people catch and prepare the fish.

Statistics show that there were 20 to 44 incidents of fugu poisoning per year between 1996 and 2006 in all of Japan and up to six incidents per year led to death. Since Fugus poison can cause near instantaneous death, only licensed chefs are allowed to prepare it.

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